Sunday, March 28, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Mathematical Proof..!
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work.
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkry + earn money
Therefore:
Men-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Men who d'nt earn money = Donkey
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkry + earn money
Therefore:
Men-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Men who d'nt earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Women= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkey + spend
Women - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Women who don't spend = Donkey
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkey + spend
Women - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Women who don't spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend
So Men earn money not to let women become donkey!
And women spend not to let men become donkey!
So, We have:
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend
So Men earn money not to let women become donkey!
And women spend not to let men become donkey!
So, We have:
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Lol.. J
Saturday, March 13, 2010
THAT IS MATHS....(FUNNY)
THAT IS MATHS....(FUNNY)
A man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question" the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the man says, "That is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks...
"Have you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Man.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The man stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Here you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of the trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. That is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this man, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Here you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred...
So, when do I start?!"
A man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question" the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the man says, "That is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks...
"Have you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Man.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The man stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Here you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of the trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. That is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this man, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Here you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred...
So, when do I start?!"
Friday, March 12, 2010
Interesting facts about nokia
1O interesting facts about nokia
2) The world's first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in Helsinki over a Nokia-supplied network, by Prime Minister of Finland Harri Holkeri, using a Nokia phone.
3) Nokia is currently the world's largest digital camera manufacturer, as the sales of its camera-equipped mobile phones have exceeded those of any conventional camera manufacturer.
4) The "Special" tone available to users of Nokia phones when receiving SMS (text messages) is actually Morse code for "SMS". Similarly, the "Ascending" SMS tone is Morse code for "Connecting People," Nokia's slogan. The "Standard" SMS tone is Morse code for "M" (Message).
5) The Nokia corporate font (typeface) is the AgfaMonotype Nokia Sans font, originally designed by Eric Spiekermann. Its mobile phone User's Guides Nokiamostly used the Agfa Rotis Sans font.
6) In Asia, the digit 4 never appears in any Nokiahandset model number, because 4 is considered unlucky in many parts of Southeast/East Asia.
7) Nokia was listed as the 20th most admirable company worldwide in Fortune's list of 2006 (1st in network communications, 4th non-US company).
8) Unlike other modern day handsets, Nokia phones do not automatically start the call timer when the call is connected, but start it when the call is initiated. (Except for Series 60 based handsets like the Nokia 6600)
9) Nokia is sometimes called aikon (Nokia backwards) by non-Nokia mobile phone users and by mobile software developers, because "aikon" is used in various SDK software packages, including Nokia's own Symbian S60 SDK.
10) The name of the town of Nokia originated from the river which flowed through the town. The river itself, Nokianvirta, was named after the old Finnish word originally meaning sable, later pine marten. A
******
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Good one
Would you get married again?
One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
Wife: - - - silence - - -
Husband: sh#t.sh#t.sh#t.....
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
Wife: - - - silence - - -
Husband: sh#t.sh#t.sh#t.....
Laugh ! Laugh ! Laugh!..read it till the end :))
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster.
She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC..
In England , a bathroom is commonly
called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'.
She wrote to the schoolmaster
inquiring of the facilities about the WC.
The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a 'WaysideChurch' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.
So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:
------------------------------
Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house.
It is located in the middle of a grove of
pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229
people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays.
As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.
This is an unfortunate situation
especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.
It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the
WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event.
There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions
on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.
My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.
You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.
The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters.
We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feel it
is long needed.
I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.
With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster
------------------------------
The Woman fainted reading the reply.......and she never
visited India !!!!
She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC..
In England , a bathroom is commonly
called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'.
She wrote to the schoolmaster
inquiring of the facilities about the WC.
The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a 'WaysideChurch' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.
So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:
------------------------------
Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house.
It is located in the middle of a grove of
pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229
people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays.
As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.
This is an unfortunate situation
especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.
It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the
WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event.
There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions
on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.
My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.
You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.
The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters.
We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feel it
is long needed.
I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.
With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster
------------------------------
The Woman fainted reading the reply.......and she never
visited India !!!!
Nokia Laptop - most awaited netbook....§
NOKIA BOOKLET 3G
Finally Nokia also launched their small laptop for those people who always mobile and want to get connectivity everywhere. So far Nokia was dominating the world of mobile but as the demand of mobile broadband increasing at fast pace they now launching their mini laptop as well.
Name of this device is Nokia Booklet 3G.
Nokia-Laptop-1
Nokia-Laptop-2
Nokia-Laptop-3
Nokia-Laptop-4
Nokia-Laptop-5
Nokia-Laptop-6
Nokia-Laptop-7
Specification of Nokia Laptop -
12 Hours Battery Usage Life
3G Broadband
WiFi
A-GPS
10.1 inch screen with high definition resolution
1.25 Kg in weight
Thickness 19.9 mm
Operating System Supported by Microsoft Windows (can be latest version of windows 7)
Ovi Services from Nokia
No VPN required to access your email
Nokia Music Library will provide millions of songs
So now you can have whole day mobility.
12 Hours Battery Usage Life
3G Broadband
WiFi
A-GPS
10.1 inch screen with high definition resolution
1.25 Kg in weight
Thickness 19.9 mm
Operating System Supported by Microsoft Windows (can be latest version of windows 7)
Ovi Services from Nokia
No VPN required to access your email
Nokia Music Library will provide millions of songs
So now you can have whole day mobility.
Letter to God
Letter to God
A little boy wantedRs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , INDIA , they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke. The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20..
The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy,and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs....20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read:
'Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through theRashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax ......
EYE TEST
EYE TEST
Look at the picture below very carefully
Have you noticed the girl in the background?
Noticed her bottom?
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
Well look at the picture carefully!
if your answer is YES, then go and see an OPTOMETRIST!!!
What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time..
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
If you agree , pass it on.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher!
Test Your Brilliance
The Question: Prove that (2 / 10) = 2
- The Art Student: This is out of syllabus!
- The Commerce Student:
"This is wrong question!"
"यह प्रॉब्लम ही गलत है!" - The Medical Student: 'It is strange.'
'ये कैसा क्या होगा ?'
'How it is possible?' - The Engineering Student: "It is so Easy!"
(2 / 10)
= Two / Ten
'T' is common, Hence = wo / en
Now,
'W' is 23 rd letter and 'O' is 15th;
Similarly'
'E' is 5th. and 'N' is 14th.
Hence ( wo / en ) = (23 + 15)/(5+14)
= (38 / 19)
= 2
Engineers are never worried for the
"अँन्सर क्या है"
"What is answer"
They will only ask:
"अँन्सर क्या लाना है"
"Which answer to be produced"
"That is ENGINEER!"
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Subscribe to:
Posts
(
Atom
)