Thursday, May 27, 2010

over confidence

Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella…..

THAT’S FAITH

When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her…..

THAT’S TRUST

Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarms to wake up…..

THAT’S HOPE

We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties…..

THAT’S CONFIDENCE

We see the world suffering. We know there is a possibility of same or similar things happening to us. But still we get married?....

THAT’S OVER CONFIDENCE!!!!!!

Palm Reading_Fortune lines

Heart Line

Placement: Upper Palm
The heart line runs horizontally across the upper part of your palm.

Heart Line

Basic Heart Line Meanings:
· Long Line: Idealistic, Dependent on partner
· Short Line: Self-centered
· Deep Line: Stressful
· Faint Line: Sensitive Nature, Weak Heart
· Straight Line: Intense Feelings
· Curved Line: Intellectual Bent
· Broken Line: Troubled relationships
· Chained Line: Intertwined relationships, Karmic relationships
· Forked Line: Heartbreak, porce
· Absent Line: Ruthlessness, Logic rules the heart

Head Line

Placement: Middle of the Palm
The head line represents intellect and reasoning.

Head Line

Basic Head Line Meanings:
· Long Line: Ambitious
· Short Line: Intelligent, Intuitive
· Deep Line: Excellent Memory
· Faint Line: Poor Memory
· Straight Line: Materialistic
· Broken Line: Disappointment
· Chained Line: Mental Confusion
· Forked Line: Career Change
· Double Line: Talented, Inspired by a Muse
· Absent Line: Laziness, Mental Imbalance


Life Line

Placement: Mid to Lower Palm
The life line begins somewhere between your thumb and index finger and runs downward toward wrist. Life line is generally curved.

Basic Life Line Meanings:
· Long Line: Good Health, Vitality
· Short Line: It is a myth that a short life line means a short life. If the life line is short, look closer to other signs (broken, deep, faint, etc.)
· Deep Line: Smooth Life
· Faint Line: Low energy
· Broken Line: Struggles, Losses
· Chained Line: Multiple Walks (meaning that your life path is multifold)
· Forked Line: Various meanings depending on fork placement on the hand. Generally forks indicate persion or life change. Although they can also mean scattered or split energies.
· Double Line: Partner with Soul Mate, or there is someone near (friend or family member) that serves as a guardian or caretaker.
· Absent Line: Anxious, Nervous

Fate Line

Also called "Destiny"
Placement: Center of Palm, vertical or slanted line pides the palm in half

Fate Line

Basic Meaning of Fate Line
· Absent Line: Preplanned Life
· Deep Line: Inheritance
· Faint Line: Failures, Disappointments
· Forked Line: Conflict or Dual Destiny
· Jagged Line: Struggle, Indecisiveness
· Broken Line: Trauma, Difficult Circumstance
· Chained Line: Highs and Lows

Fame Line

Success, Wealth, Talent
Placement: Parallels Fate Line

Fame Line

Fame line gives light to the a person's fate or destiny, indicating brilliance or artistic ability enhances life purpose. Note: This line is not always present.

Love Lines

Also called "Marriage Lines"
Love lines are short horizontal lines found on the side of the hand underneath the pinky.


Love Lines

Love lines indicate the number of significant relationships there are in a lifetime. Sometimes it is easier to see these lines if you bend your pinky slightly toward your palm to see the line creases.

Children Lines

Placement: Vertical lines between pinky fingers
Children lines commonly root out of marriage lines (Love Lines) indicating births that are a result of corresponding relationships.

Children Lines


Intuition Line

Placement: Parallel to Life Line (either side)
Intuition lines generally shadow the life line because intuition indicates keen insight into one's life.

Intuition Line

Basic Intuition Line Meaning:
The more prominent this line appears (deeper, longer) the stronger the indication that psychic ability is a dominant characteristic for the person. Intuition lines are not the easiest to detect, and may be absent entirely.

Health Line

Placement: Vertical line begins below ring finger
An absent health line usually indicates that health is not an issue. Degree of sickness is indicated by the strength or weakness of this line.

Health Line


Bracelets

Also called "Rascettes"
Placement: Bracelets are the lines at the bend of your inner wrist.

It is most common to have two or three bracelets. Although, some people have only one bracelet, and having four or more is possible. More bracelets indicate a longer life, broken bracelets indicate ill health or lowering of chi energies (It's the basic circulating energy of life).



Travel Lines

Placement: Mid to Lower Palm Underneath Pinky Finger
Travel lines indicate travel, but can also merely indicate a desire to travel.

Travel Lines

Girdle of Venus

Placement: Semi-circle between index and pinky fingers
The shape of the Girdle of Venus is similar to a crescent moon hanging over the heart line. This palm line configuration intensifies the emotions.



Girdle of Venus appears on the hands of inpiduals who tend to be ultra-sensitive. Symbolically it can indicate a need for shielding or creating emotional boundaries.

Innocent Assumption...!!!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Valuable Information ..


Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.


Two (02) glass of water - After waking up -  Helps activate internal organs


One (01) glasses of water  - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion


One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure


One (01) glass of water - Before sleep  - To avoid stroke or heart attack

Exercises 4 Women !!!

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Naturally Right Justified

Try writing to your friends like this and see what reaction you get!
 I have a great idea for something to waste space in
 this newsgroup.  We could try writing some messages
 that are naturally right-justified.  Also, if we do
 something as silly as that, we could also try posts
 that are self-referential like this one.  You might
 think that writing self-referential right-justified
 posts would be difficult, but I am writing this one
 with very little effort.  The trick is to just make
 sure that you keep an eye on how many spaces remain
 at the end of each line as you approach it.  If you
 think your current line of thought will go past the
 end, then try to rephrase the sentence to make sure
 that it ends at the exact point you want it to.  It
 really isn't very difficult.  Soon you will start a
 habit of making all of your documents perfectly fit
 within a given margin.  One problem is that you may
 be unable to rephrase the sentence so that it stays
 within the right margin.  If that happens, you must
 remove the sentence and come up with another one to
 put in its place.  After all, the format is usually
 more important than the content of a message.  This
 is obviously true with this message, because it has
 almost no content, but the style is so amazing that
 it forces you to read through this message ignoring
 the fact that it says next to nothing.  Now, I will
 do something different.  I will start to shrink the
 right margin by one so that it starts to head back
 towards the beginning of the line.  See, there is
 so much that you can do with the style of a post
 without worrying about the content.  I actually
 have no more ideas to put in this stupid post,
 but I must keep typing until I finally get to
 the left side of the screen and end with one
 letter.  I still have a long way to go, but
 I'm starting to get the hang of not paying
 attention to content and concentrating on
 the shape of the text.  My words seem to
 just flow out into this beautiful empty
 article.  I try to make sure that I do
 not make typos or errors with grammar
 because they might make it look like
 I am cheating.  Well, it is getting
 close to the left side.  Less than
 forty more lines to go and I will
 be done with this message.  This
 is starting to get very boring,
 but it is still not very tough
 to do.  I think that it might
 get more difficult once I am
 closer to the end.  Well, I
 guess I will find out in a
 short time, since the end
 is approaching.  It does
 seem to be getting more
 difficult, requiring a
 more complete look at
 the line.  I seem to
 be using words that
 are smaller.  This
 might not be easy
 now.  It is much
 more common for
 me to delete a
 sentence.  It
 is almost at
 the end.  I
 can see it
 is almost
 the end.
 Dumb is
 what I
 think
 this
 end
 is
 !

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

This Crazy Language


English is the most widely used language in the history of our planet. One in every 7 humans can speak it. More than half of the world's books and 3 quarters of international mail is in English. Of all the languages,it has the largest vocabulary - perhaps as many as 2 MILLION words. Nonetheless, let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb thru annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.
Copyright © Richard Lederer.

Taken from the introduction to Crazy English: The Ultimate Joy Ride Through Our Language, by Richard Lederer.

Dumb Texans


On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.
"Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.
"That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?"
"Only two weeks."
"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"
"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."

Dumb Truckers


While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".
"What do you think?" one asked the other.
The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first.
"Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

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