Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Jokes !!! Ha Ha Ha . . .

A small boy was standing in a street and was trying to ring the bell of a house.
His hand was not reaching up there so he was trying to jump. An old man enters
the street and as he sees that child unabling to ring the bell he smiles and
turns up to the boy and ring the bell twice and says " Anything else my lord ?"
The child replys sharply " Now run quickly before they come out and beat both of
us ".

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Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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A newly wed Nigger wife talks to her husband.

Nigger Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?

Nigger Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.

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Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.




Wednesday, September 9, 2009

SWINE FLU H1N1























The Secret to Life Program

STEP ONE: SIMPLIFY

This is the easiest step. Throw away all the crap on your table and in your desk drawer that you think will help you. It's all junk that society puts out there to make you think you're doing something good for youself. Throw it all away. Start with nothing and you can have everything. Lug around your projects and you'll be chained to them for life.

Pick up a program on How to Simplify Your Life, execute on the tasks involved then go to Step 2.

STEP TWO: ORGANIZE

You know what you should and shouldn't be eating. You know that you should be spending more time with your family and less surfing the web. You also know that you should be exercising 30 minutes a day and have at least 20 minutes of uninterupted quiet time every day. You know these things, but you don't act on them because either you have poor time management skills or you simply don't have a very good plan.

Here's the secret of life answer to organization: blend your "must do's" with "want to do's". For example, dancing is a form of exercise (when was the last time you went dancing?). Here's another one: spending time with your family is easy if you team up on projects like your financial plan and bill paying. You can even buy board games that teach you how be wealthy while you're rolling dice with your loved ones.

It's okay to write your organizational plan down and reference it the first month or two. However, this is your life plan so I encourage you to build and enhance your daily activities in your mind as it will make you stronger as a person. What they used to call "character" in the old days.

Navigate to the links on the left (still in progress) to download the secrets of health, wealth, relationships and more. These tools are all free and may help liberate you from the hell you've been in for all these years.

STEP THREE: EXECUTE

Taking that first step out the door is the hardest thing in life. You'll need some motivational queues to remind you how to say "no" to crap that will consume your time. Once you've found them, start your journey and enjoy your life.

No matter where your starting point: just out of prison, handicap for life, a hundred thousand dollars in debt, or cheating on and divorced by a psycho spouse, you CAN start over and you CAN be happy. Happiness is a state of mind. Imagine you just won the lottery..........your attitude just changed didn't it? Think about it.

Exactly What is the Secret of Life?

If you are into philosophy, you like might like Stephen R. Covey's answer. He says "Life is to Live, Love, Learn, and Leave a Legacy". I think he's got a great answer, but it's layered and possibly too much for our TV-gooshed brains to handle. So let me tell you my answer. I say life is coming to terms with yourself and understanding that we are all part of a bigger picture.

Fundamentally, we all want to be happy (live), we all crave affection and attention (love), we all have a picture in our minds of the ideal life (learn), and some of us want to provide a better life for posterity (legacy). These ideals are part of our making as human beings, they aren't goals - so stop trying to reach them and don't kill yourself with dozens of plans on how you're going to accomplish them all by the time you're 60. You'll end up becoming a Type-A Personality and be in a worse situation then you are today.

Why is it that the suicide rate is higher in high income families than in lower income families? Why do superstars become obsessed with cosmetic surgery and develop a fear of germs? It's not the money that's the problem, it's the fact that these people didn't have a clear vision of what they wanted, so when they became wealthy they didn't know what to do with themselves. Knowing what you want out of life is everything.

How Do I Know the Secret of Life?

Let me get this out in the open right away. I am not a prophet, a psychic, or a fortune teller. I'm a normal Joe just like anyone you know. The only difference is that one day I had an epiphany about life and decided to talk about it.

The epiphany was this: we all know what we need to or know to seek out someone who can tell us what to do, but none of us actually do either. We sit in our meanless lives worried about one thing or another, purposely blocking the truth from our mind to escape the idea that we have to change in order to get what we want.

Have No Fear

Allow me to take a crowbar to that blockage and layout life's fundamental truths, you might call secrets, in this informative website. Here you'll find step-by-step processes to help you reach your goals. You'll find nutritional tables, financial forecasters, relationship solutions, and more. I guarantee you'll nod your head when read some of the articles I've written; you'll nod because most-likely you've known all this stuff all along, you just needed for someone else to put in your face before you could take action.

What is the Secret of Life?

There is no one size fits all answer to the question what is the secret of life?, but there are some road signs and maps available to help you get where you are going in life. These secrets and more will all be exposed on this website for your viewing pleasure.

What is the secret of true love?

The secret to true love as opposed to sexual love is to under stand that it is unconditional, if you love some one or something you must love it warts and all, otherwise it's conditional love. a dog can spend its life being mistreated and still welcome its master. That is true love.
Before we can discuss the secret to true love, you must understand that true love is a gift that has to be valued and nourished. It's not something that you find one day like a beautiful seashell on a beach and put it up somewhere to be admired. True love is a part of life that has a life of its own. Value and nourish it, and it will grow and become deeper and more valuable. Find it, give it no value and forget to nourish it, and it will die. Simple as that.
The first secret to true love is knowing when you have found the love of your life, your other half, the one who is more important to you than even yourself, the one your entire being tells you is the one for you. That may happen one day when you look across a room and meet the eyes of her or him, your eyes lock and your heart jumps, and the eyes you are looking into tell you that the same is happening on the other side of that gaze. It could also happen when you are out with someone that you have dated casually for months, but never really felt much of anything for. Suddenly, one night, your heart could leap as your eyes meet or your lips touch. Knowing you have found true love might be just a quiet knowing that the person is the one for you. It happens differently for different people.
After meeting your true love, the secret to keeping the love alive is to unselfishly put the other person before yourself and communicate with that person in a positive and open manner. Many great relationships have lost their pizazz due to mistakes of one or both becoming selfish and not communicating with the other. Even those who have found their true loves have lost them because of the hurt and disappointment caused when the love of your life's actions and words say "you don't matter," "I'm for me first," and similar things.
When two people find true love and each puts the other's hopes, dreams, desires, and feelings above their own and communicates in such a way as to build the other up and share their innermost thoughts, beautiful things happen! The true love that was found grows into something more beautiful than a rose, deeper than the deepest ocean, and stronger than anything imaginable. Anything less than being unselfish, putting the other before yourself, and great communication and it's tough for even true love to survive.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Secret Of Happiness

There once was a very wealthy and successful man. He had more money than he could ever spend and he was admired and looked up to by his community. Still, he knew that something was missing in his life. He wasn't happy. All his life he had pursued happiness and strived for happiness but had never been able to find it.

Then one day he heard about a hidden temple in Nepal that had a special room that contained the secret to happiness. He immediately sold all that he owned and set out to find this hidden temple. After many years of searching and countless hardships he arrived there. He was weary and pennyless, but he knew that none of that mattered now that he had found the temple.

He asked a wise, smiling monk if he could enter the special room. The monk agreed and showed him the stairs leading to the room. He climbed them with legs shaking with anticipation and slowly opened the door. He stared into the room with sunlight streaming through the window and saw what he had come so far to find. There hanging on the wall was the secret of happiness. The man gazed at his reflection in the mirror and laughed.

It is time that we all realized that we are the secret to our own happiness. Happiness is a choice that we make within. God loves us and gives each one of us the ability to fill our lives with love, joy, peace, happiness, and oneness with Him. We need only choose to do so moment by moment and day by day.

It doesn't matter what our outer circumstances are either, because the Kingdom of Heaven is within us. Don't spend the rest of your life searching the world for happiness then.

Just look in the mirror and laugh. Just let the happiness flow from your heart, mind, and soul until it fills your life and the lives of all those around you..

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