Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Jokes !!! Ha Ha Ha . . .

A small boy was standing in a street and was trying to ring the bell of a house.
His hand was not reaching up there so he was trying to jump. An old man enters
the street and as he sees that child unabling to ring the bell he smiles and
turns up to the boy and ring the bell twice and says " Anything else my lord ?"
The child replys sharply " Now run quickly before they come out and beat both of
us ".

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Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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A newly wed Nigger wife talks to her husband.

Nigger Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?

Nigger Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.

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Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.




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