Sunday, January 16, 2011

Mukesh Ambani in 27 storeyed home !!

Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed home......

Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in
the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor,
dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag
from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes bye to Nitaben on 16th
floor, says ‘see you’to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on
3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 crore Mercedes to office, but then, he
finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.

But on which floor?
15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th ?
He phones all his servants, cooks,maids, secretaries, pool attendants,
gym trainers, lift attendantsetc. on all the floors. There is a hectic
search and lot of running around on all the floors, but the key is not
traceable .

Fed up, after half an hourof frantic search, Mukeshbhai leaves in a
huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car.
At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back ,
a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pant and hung it
to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the
pant pocket. The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at
16th floor level and was never found.

This was detected because of Nitaben's habit of checking clothes given
for ironing personally.
Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nitaben with all irritation
writ large on her face, complained to Mukeshbhai asking him where he
was roaming till 3 A.M. last night …

Mukesh replied that he was at home all night.
"Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M?
I was so much worried…I could not sleep whole night," quizzed Nitaben.
"Oh That helicopter….That helicopter came from Germany , sent by
Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key".......mumbled
Mukesh.

Moral of the story : Stay in 1 BHK / 2 BHK flat only. The Least-Problem Home.

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