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Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?

Pujaari ne  baat taalne ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari: "Dharti badi"
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Shiv bada"
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari: "Parbat bada"
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari: "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Ram bada"
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"

Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"